Okay, first things first. I need to take a victory lap. Muhammad Ali said, “It’s not bragging if you can back it up.” I can back it up.
I was the only TV host in America who stuck his neck out and boldly predicted a Trump electoral landslide AND a popular victory.
I also promised that this election would be a repeat of Reagan-Carter in 1980 – even dead for months, polls showing a tie, and then suddenly on Election Day a landslide.
How did I know that? Simple. “It’s the economy, stupid.” It never changes. My friends and fans are hurting. Every small business owner I know is hurting. Kamala Harris and her team (let’s call them “The Washington Commies”) destroyed the economy.
Harris has never had any solutions simply because she is the problem. She only feels your pain because she is the one causing it. They and poor “brain dead Joe” created the worst inflation of our lives. Voters understand that only the billionaire building skyscrapers in Manhattan can fix this.
I also predicted the same two questions that Reagan-Carter would decide this election with: “Am I better off than I was four years ago?” and “Can I put up with four more years of this nonsense?”
These two questions, as voters made their final decision for whom to vote, presented Ronald Reagan with an unexpected, shocking landslide. I promised that those very same two questions would deliver an unexpected, shocking landslide to Trump.
And of course the Democrats helped too – by electing Harris.
I must have said a thousand times on TV and radio, and written dozens of times in my columns, that Harris was the worst choice of all time. Not only was she unpleasant, unpopular, unelectable and the most radical communist candidate of all time.
She was also “DLI,” as in “stupid, lazy, and incompetent.” She didn’t even work hard to earn the job. Trump, at age 78, outsmarted her and outranked her by a country mile. Trump deserved the presidency.
Now the two things that should happen right away.
Not on January 20, 2025. That is the day Trump takes the oath of office. I suspect Trump already has that list written and ready to go.
I literally mean TODAY.
First, we all need to plan for President Trump’s addition to Mount Rushmore.
The man just became the GOAT – ‘the greatest of all time’. The greatest legend ever. The greatest comeback kid ever. The biggest winner ever. The greatest politician ever. The greatest Republican ever (move over, Reagan). The greatest seller ever. The greatest marketer ever. The most unstoppable and ruthless human being of all time. The list is endless.
No one has ever done the things President Trump has done. And now a landslide!
Just stop arguing. There is no more debate. Trump is great. Trump is remarkable. Trump is superhuman. The man belongs on Mount Rushmore.
Or maybe give him his own mountain: ‘Mount Trump.’ I like the way that sounds.
Plus, I want to see the faces of the hosts on CNN, MSNBC and “The View” when they hear my plan!
Second, there is something Trump needs to do immediately while he waits for January 20: Trump needs to offer his giant Trump private jet to all the hysterical Hollywood celebrities to fly out of the US and promise never to come back.
Do you like that idea? I’ll stop by for gas. What about you?
Robert DeNiro, you’re the first. Where do you want to go? Cuba? Venezuela? China? Haiti? Iran? Zimbabwe?
Or maybe Gaza? I hear Hamas has a nice roof waiting for you!
Oprah, you’re next. Beyoncé. Harrison Ford. Whoopi Goudberg. Bruce Springsteen. Rachel Maddow. The list is long. You all have to go.
And while Trump is at it, why not provide a fleet of private jets operating 24/7 to fly all anti-Israel protesters out of the US? Give them a free one-way ticket to Gaza. As Bill Maher, the liberal TV host, would say: “New rule: if you like Hamas so much, you should live with Hamas.”
It’s going to be four great years. I can feel it. What about you?
America was saved last night. This also applied to the large American middle class. So did capitalism, freedom of expression and the rule of law – and it was a very good evening for Israel.
Christians have won. Criminals lost and the police won.
Christmas came early for crypto and the energy industry. Drill, baby, drill!
Elon Musk won big. There will be no more prison cells in Musk’s future.
China has lost big.
So did Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah. Better dig your tunnels deeper!
Ukraine has lost. We are no longer your piggy bank. No more wasted billions on a lost war half a world away. Spend the money here on “America First!”
The biggest losers of the night are illegal aliens. Your invasion is officially over. “Hasta la vista, baby.” Adios. You’re not coming back!
And the biggest winners of them all? GENTLEMEN.
I’m talking about real men. That kind of man woke up and voted en masse for Trump. White men. Black men. Latino men. Union men. Young men. Garbage collectors.
This was the year of the macho man. This was the election of the macho man. You don’t have to kick us around anymore. You can no longer use us for target practice. We’ve had enough and won’t take it anymore!
Trump just made men great again.
And to all the men who voted for Harris, I urge Trump to offer free testosterone shots and a hug from mom.
Now let’s make America great again. MAGA.
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